In their efforts to bring WoW up to today's standards, the developers are removing a large number of jokes and flirting phrases that characters say in World of Warcraft with patch 9.1.5 of WoW. A first list in English shows which sayings your characters will no longer utter in the future.

Removed jokes and flirting sayings in patch 9.1.5 of WoW

Blood elf male

  • Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Blood elf female

  • So I went to this troll spa the other day and I wound up with dreadlocks and a frigging bone in my nose! I mean come on! Who PAYS for that?
  • So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color?!
  • Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • Normally, I only ride on epic mounts... But, let's talk.

Blood elf demon hunter male

  • Are you sure you're not part-demon? I find myself wanting to stalk you.
  • I hope you like tattoos, because they're permanent. If you don't believe me, you could try rubbing them off.

Blood elf demon hunter female

  • Of course these are real. You...mean the tattoos, right?

Dark iron dwarf male

  • Interested in joining the mile deep club?

Draenei male

  • When we arrived here I lost many jewels that had been in my family for generations. If you could get your hands on my family jewels I would be deeply appreciative.
  • Would you be offended if I said that you had a beautiful transgoto? The other one, that's not bad either.

Draenei female

  • Yes, they are real, and they can cut glass.
  • I want you to *lick and splat* my *gurgling noises* *slurping noises*

Dwarf male

  • Oh, I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! ('twang') Ooo, there's me hammer.
  • You look pretty, I like your hair, here's a drink... Are you ready now?
  • I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp.
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Dwarf female

  • No they're not real, but thanks for noticing.
  • It's like my father always used to say: 'Shut up, and get out.'
  • My Uncle has brass balls, no really!
  • I give myself a Dutch oven pedicure every night. I've got no foot fungus at all. My toes are pristine.
  • I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs.

Gnome male

  • I'd like to give a shout out to my boys in Gnomeregan. Keeping it real Big-T, Snoop-Pup and Little Dees. Y'all are short, but you're real, baby!

Goblin male

  • Yeah. He told me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted to her... so I took her stereo!
  • Ever rode a rocket before? Mine's huge.
  • I like my women the way I like my fuses: Short, fast and ready to blow.
  • I got what you need. *sound of zipper*

Goblin female

  • I'm a modern goblin woman. Independent? I still let men do nice things to me. But I stopped giving them any credit.
  • I'm a free spirit. I don't like to be tied down. What? You mean literally? Oh no... totally into that.
  • Out of the way, you nobgoblin!
  • I'm short and good with my hands... how can you resist?
  • Is that your wallet? Or are you just glad to see me? Both I hope!
  • So then, he asked me to go up on him!

High Mountain Tauren male

  • Trust me... I have experience at exploring deep places.

High Mountain Tauren female

  • Are you staring at my rack?
  • You don't need to be from the Skyhorn tribe to join the mile high club.

Man male

  • A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're too tense!'

Human female

  • Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?
  • I like to fart in the tub.

Lightforged Draenei female

  • Have you seen Prophet Velen's new dance? He calls it the 'Mac'Areena'!
  • When in doubt... touch anything that glows.
  • Let's go back to my ship and twist our nethers.
  • I admire a soldier who can... remain... at attention.

Mechagnom male

  • Why yes, I do have a vibrate setting! Why does everyone keep asking?

Mechagnom female

  • I used to be a ten, but then I upgraded to an eleven.
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Nightborn male

  • Mmmm, I wanna tap that ley line.

Nightborn female

  • Is that an illusion in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • There's no area denial in this raid.

Night elf male

  • I hope you're not afraid of snakes.

Night elf female

  • Oh, look, I'm dancing again! (Darkly) I hope all your friends are enjoying the show...
  • Sure, I've got exotic piercings.

Orc male

  • That armor looks good on you. It would look even better on my floor.
  • Um... You look like a lady.

Orc female

  • What's estrogen? Can you eat it?

Pandaren male

  • Yeah, I would tap dat keg.
  • Hey, hot stuff. Want to try breeding in captivity?
  • Nice pants. What's the drop rate?
  • Hey gorgeous. Wanna try crane position? Oh no... For you, monkey style.

Pandaren female

  • Oh, I've never done THAT before... Uh... You're not doing it right...
  • Let me show you my kung fu grip.

Tauren male

  • Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies.
  • I know it seems strange, but I'm practically a cow. So why am I wearing leather?
  • Free rides for the ladies.
  • Y'know, older bulls really only have one function.

Taurean female

  • One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor.
  • I've got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want?

Troll male

  • I've got a shrunken head: I just came out of the pool.
  • I heard if you cut off an extremity it'll regenerate a little bigger. Don't believe it.
  • I like my women dumpy and droopy with halitosis.
  • Want some of my jungle love?

Troll female

  • When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night. Be you prepared?

Undead male

  • Once you go dead, you never go back.

Undead female

  • Yes, they're REAL! They're not mine, but they're real!
  • Us undead girls really know how to have a good time, because after all, what's the worst thing that could happen?

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